breaking hearts has never looked so cool

[ 13.05.04 - 10:39 a disturbing confession. ]

i don't like ernest hemingway.

that's right, i said it.

i find him redundant & bromidic. i think the best description of my feelings for mr. hemingway would be a quote: "a farewell to arms makes me wish i was illiterate."

the boy who said this, however, liked for whom the bell tolls, so he still sucks.

mind you, i haven't read the entirety of either of these books, because the minute i get through the first five pages, i wish that someone would appear as if my pixie magic & administer the lethal injection. i did however, suffer through some short stories that went something like this:

"it was snowing. there was snow on the ground. there was snow on the trees. i said, 'woman, get me a drink.' i had a bullet in my leg. the bullet in my leg hurt."

ugh!

however interesting his life may have been, the best part for me was when he shot himself.

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